Winter Beanie


Imagine your relief when you wake up in the middle of the night to find this staring at you and you realize it’s just a cap but think maybe it’s a metaphor for your impending death? Nope, it’s just a cap. But still kind of strange that it’s floating above your bed. And why does it smell like locusts in here?

  • Stay warm like a sailor
  • Cuff goes both ways like a tetherball match
  • Heavyweight construction protects your mind from bad thoughts
  • Union Made in the USA